His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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