went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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