I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We left the knife in your bed.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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