Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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