I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend