somebody snuck up and got me drunk
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dick very happy bro
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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