Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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