so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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