This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand