Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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