Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
