I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.