Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.