i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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