Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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