Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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