How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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