is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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