i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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