I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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