shes about as inviting as chlamydia
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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