He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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