she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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