Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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