So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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