Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Found your dick twin last night
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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