He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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