I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I have post one night stand depression
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