His pubic hair was longer than his dick
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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