My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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