Dual....:-)
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My pussy is not your playground.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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