You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just found a bag of teeth...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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