this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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