When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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