on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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