I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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