i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I could fuck to npr.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My vagina is very pro this idea
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