I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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