this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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