i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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