someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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