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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on

(818): View more from California

and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top

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(248): View more from Michigan

I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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(208): View more from Idaho

aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(734): View more from Michigan

im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...

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(573): View more from Missouri

They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?

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