so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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