Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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