I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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