okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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