nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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