It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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