no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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