definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize