I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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