No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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