I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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