I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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