i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
