I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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