Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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