school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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