Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Drunk is not a location!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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